Tag Archive | George W Bush

10 Reasons America Should Withdraw Its Troops From…EVERYWHERE

1. America sucks at wars. They haven’t won one since 1945. 2. Peace really isn’t a strong point for the US of A 3. The people in those countries want to see an American flag about as much as an atheist wants a couple of Mormons banging on his/her door. 4. Why should soldiers die […]

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Pride Day: Straight Eye for the Queer Guys…And Girls

Pride Day: Straight Eye for the Queer Guys…And Girls

Unfortunately for my beer guzzling, flatulence-producing couch potatoes, I am not going to advocate for “straight pride.” You already have the Super Bowl (ADD moment: then again, it is a sport involving fat guys grinding on each other in tight uniforms, and every time a play begins, the centre/offensive lineman is bent over for the […]

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Capital Punishment

It is with great reluctance that I inform my libertarian friends that this will not be a rant dedicated to the intolerable and highly corruptible members of our respective governments. You’ll just have to wait on that. No, my learned fellow corporate prisoner, I am talking about the sort of capital punishment that involves those […]

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10 People Who Should Be Waterboarded

*There are undoubtedly far more people who fit the criteria, but these are just 10 examples* 1. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, for trying to convince the world Iran is threatening them by supposedly building a nuclear weapon, while he massages the large stockpile of such weapons he has. 2. Pick any banker. And then […]

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When Did The Truth Become Illegal

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10 Minor American Cultural Items I’ve Had More Than Enough Of

1. Deep fried ice cream. Yes, lets kill half the country over a disgusting bowl of grease. 2. Gays who wear speedos or tight pants or women’s clothes. 3. Football fans who feel the need to look like their heroes. 4. Breadcrumbs on chicken wings. I ordered chicken wings, not a sandwich! 5. Light beer. […]

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10 Societal Criminals

1. People who kill animals for any other reason but because they are hungry. 2. Politicians who vote against legalizing marijuana, but give huge amounts of taxpayer dollars to drug companies whose products are known to be harmful to the body. 3. Dick Cheney, who invaded Iraq in order to make billions of taxpayer dollars […]

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