Tag Archive | George Carlin

Oliver Stone On JFK and the Untold History

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Quote of the Day: Like a Madman…

Like a madman shooting firebrands or deadly arrows is a man who deceives his neighbour and says, “I was only joking!” Proverbs 26:18-19  

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10 Things I’m Bored of, Tired of and Pissed At

1. Unflushed public or work toilets. 2.  Gangsta Rap. If rock is music for people who can’t sing, Gangsta Rap is for people who can’t rap. All attitude, no substance. 3. Being belittled by people who think they’re being “nice.” 4. The bad production value of most porn films. 5. The fact that an illness […]

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Breast Cancer Awareness: The Cure is In A Straight Man’s Hands

Much of what I am about to write may be misconstrued as misogynist or sexist and may offend you, but that is not my intention. I have resolved to raise awareness on this very critical issue for women by hopefully gaining the attention of the one gender that can make a significant difference – Men. While I […]

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Support BC Teachers: You Don’t Know What You’ve Got Till It’s Gone

I hated school. Check that: REALLY hated school – probably more so than most kids who would have rather hung out in the smoke pit than take the Biology exam they didn’t study for. I was not, nor have I ever been, like Pakistani education advocate Malala Yousafzai. She risked her life and was shot in […]

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10 Reasons America Should Withdraw Its Troops From…EVERYWHERE

1. America sucks at wars. They haven’t won one since 1945. 2. Peace really isn’t a strong point for the US of A 3. The people in those countries want to see an American flag about as much as an atheist wants a couple of Mormons banging on his/her door. 4. Why should soldiers die […]

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10 People Who Piss Me Off

1. Insert the name of your prime minister/president here. 2. People in Vancouver who jaywalk in heavy traffic and/or expensive areas of town. We’ll leave the homeless alone for the moment. 3. People in Vancouver who give money to the homeless that they know will be used for destructive purposes that could ultimately cost someone […]

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Pride Day: Straight Eye for the Queer Guys…And Girls

Pride Day: Straight Eye for the Queer Guys…And Girls

Unfortunately for my beer guzzling, flatulence-producing couch potatoes, I am not going to advocate for “straight pride.” You already have the Super Bowl (ADD moment: then again, it is a sport involving fat guys grinding on each other in tight uniforms, and every time a play begins, the centre/offensive lineman is bent over for the […]

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Capital Punishment 2014: Vancouver Edition, Part 1: Don’t Go Green, Go Brown!

Capital Punishment 2014: Vancouver Edition, Part 1: Don’t Go Green, Go Brown!

Upon reflection of the candidates for mayor of Vancouver, I am reminded both of Jon Stewart’s “Democalypse 2014″ and the late George Carlin’s epic rant debating the principle and/or relevance of voting at all, since most politicians are bought by special interest. Do we really have a viable alternative to run against such corrupt governance as […]

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10 Reasons We Should Stay Out of the Middle East

10 Reasons We Should Stay Out of the Middle East

1. We solve nothing. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Iran, Palestine/Israel, Vietnam, Korea…how many places are we going to reduce to rubble and kill innocent people with poison gas before we are satisfied? 2. Religious wars are unwinnable without massive, pointless bloodshed. 3. Our reputation in the world will be tarnished for years to come. 4. If […]

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